March 2012
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bicyclesandbiggulps asked: Welcome back ;)
February 2012
33 posts
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Everything I own and all the memories I have, are...
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Gelato isn't vegan?
Milk and eggs, bitch.
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I have a dark ass hickey on my neck.
Oh lordy. I haven’t had a hickey on my neck since like, high school. That’s what happens when you get drunk with your girls I guess. :p
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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It’s Tuesday. ;)
Casey Kocak is a disgusting fucking whore.
If I still had her number I’d be posting the shit out of it right now. The world would be better off without her in it.
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My phone is being dumb and won't let me post a...
Grrr
I'm STARVING.
Gahhh.
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So thanks to work I now have a serious shoe...
I’ve bought 9 pairs since I started working. Good lord.
